I can dig it 

A seemingly harmless phrase which, if said in a large group, has the ability to destroy destiel shippers, making them spontaneously explode into a pool of tears while simultaneously tearing their heart into little strips. Even worse when said while listening to Elvis. Also see twist and shout

"Don't you just love Elvis"
"Yeah, I can dig it"

-dying whale sounds-

I can dig it by shrimpyskimpy September 14, 2014

if you can't beat them, join them 

If you are unable to outdo rivals in some endeavor, you might as well cooperate with them and thereby possibly gain an advantage. If your adversaries are stronger than you, it is better to join the adversaries. If you have to give up fighting some group because you can't win, band together with them.

If you can't win the battle, join the winning side. If you can't beat them, join them.

if you can't beat them, join them by InYaDamnPanties November 29, 2016

but can he beat goku 

A term Gotards use when you bring up any anime character. Some us this as a joke but other are serious.

Person A: this my favorite character fro-
Gotard: BUT CAN HE BEAT GOKU

but can he beat goku by DiiabeticFisch October 8, 2020

You can't run from the rickshaw man

Something that's impossible. It's like trying to run from a man that makes his living by running with a rickshaw all day long. He's going to catch you.

Guy - I didn't pay my taxes and now I have to pay even more.

Friend - You dumbass, you can't run from the rickshaw man!

You can't run from the rickshaw man by Kevin Beckwith January 9, 2009

I can smell fear on you.

If someone is intimidated by you, this. Smell a person and say this. If they weren't scared of you before, they will be scared now. Courtesy Louise Belcher.

"I can smell fear on you." "Okay, I don't like this one."

I can smell fear on you. by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

I can't Breathe 

Often used by guilty people when apprehended by police. These people often scream "I can't breathe" but in reality it means "I'm Guilty"

Child killer Keith Moses continuously screamed "I can't breathe" as he was apprehended by police after murdering 3 people including a 9 year old girl.

I can't Breathe by ShoeGod420 February 28, 2023

on the can

Taking a leak or pooping.

Is Brent home? He's ON THE CAN!!!!

on the can by James Wooden April 24, 2008