Procrastinatous

Living every day in an excess or continuos state of stress and pressure of time running out , self induced highly intense situational deadlines ,

That girl is procrastinatous and it’s hard to watch TV

by anonymous December 7, 2023

procrastibate

To avoid a task or event by prioritizing personal pleasure.

I should try do some work but all i want to do is procrastibate

by cosmic-n March 5, 2024

Procrastination

Put up definition and example on may 2022

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by Baby from pompeii April 5, 2024

Procrastimaxxing

Heavily procrastinating, mostly on schoolwork, like I currently am at writing this definition.

Person A: The essay is due tomorrow! How many words has Leon made?
Person B: Under 1. He's procrastimaxxing.

by Your Garage Ladder April 22, 2024

Procrastinnovation

Sometimes it’s only when the stakes are raised, when I’m stressed and way too behind in a very important project I hate, like doing my taxes, that my brain is forced to really focus and finally give me a good idea, that sufficiently justifies me falling further behind to work on it. Procrastinnovation. Thank you Canada Revenue Agency.

What procrastinnovation you ask? I'm actually procrastinnovating right now, doing this. Making the world a better place, one neologism at a time.

by TheGuyWhoSaidThatOneThing April 23, 2024

Procrastibaking

The act of baking something completely unnecessary, with the intention of avoiding more urgent tasks or responsibilities. Often results in a surplus of baked goods and a still unfinished to-do list.

I had a huge report due, but I spent the entire afternoon procrastibaking cookies instead."

by Thechristain_girl May 30, 2024

Procrastchorenating

The act of avoiding important tasks or responsibilities by doing chores that suddenly seem super urgent. A masterful blend of procrastination and housework, where washing dishes, vacuuming, or folding laundry becomes an Olympic sport, all in the name of avoiding the real work.

I had a 10-page paper due tomorrow, but somehow I ended up procrastchorenating by deep-cleaning my entire fridge and alphabetizing my spice rack. Guess who still hasn’t written a single word.

by jachilli October 15, 2024