one way motherfucker

A person who only looks at the world with only there needs in mind

She wanted you to change everything about your life but didn't want to do a Danny thing to change hers. And you responded " what a one way motherfucker."

one way motherfucker by rustedroot April 21, 2016

one legger 

when a guy is fucking a girl while standing on one leg

dude hes doing the one legger!!

one legger by Ramone Sanchez November 27, 2003

one hour program 

the solution to most of our problems.

if it takes more than an one hour program to fix something we get bored and walk away.the plumber, the cake decorator, the paramour, all have one hour to fix it or lose the job.

one hour program by mgpaperboy December 10, 2008

one junk 

A mistress. Someone on the side during a relationship.

-This is Shandra
-She your girlfriend?
-Nahh, she just my one junk

one junk by :{) April 5, 2008

one-legged snowman 

golf term for shooting a 9 on one hole (similar to an 8, commonly referred to as a snowman.)

I was having a great round through 16, until I double-bogeyed 17, and then closed with a one-legged snowman on 18.

one-legged snowman by golf_junkie August 12, 2008

One night in Hangkok 

Instead of choking yourself, you tie your dick with a piece of string. Then you tie the other end to a closet pole and hang from it. Next, you have a whore come in and jerk you off. You fall to the ground once you go soft. Maybe.

I went to Asia and I figured while I was there, I may as well as spend $5 and get a one night in Hangkok.

One night in Hangkok by jismjedi June 16, 2009

one shot buzz 

effects on noobies during the kick off. it mainly is a person who hasn't had a beer yet, and can't handle the first drink.

minor symptoms: (most likely to happen)
-acts strange
-tries to drink more beer thinking it'll wear off
THE NEXT DAY:
-has a severe hangover

major symptoms: (least likely to happen; but still can happen)

-cringing face (doesn't like beer)
-tries to egg his/her way out of drinking another for the second kickoff
-passes out after the shot

-If this ever happens to somebody at a party, you could:

-help them out

-let them have their fun (get used to partying)

-leave them to die (not literally)

My friend got invited to his first party, he had to do the noobie kickoff. He got a one shot buzz from it. but he didn't pass out!

one shot buzz by shotinthedark112 June 17, 2009