L-Horse

A sexually transmitted disease, like in chess.

Damn bro Magnus Carlsen's L-Horse is scart

by StalinEmpathXoXo January 10, 2022

The Horse Force

All the ten equine humanoids as a conglomerate. The newly appointed Chief of The Horse Force is Louie, aka Horseshit Breath, or "HB" for short. Louie's appointment as Chief pissed a lot of creatures off, namely Louie's archenemy Mack. Mack sprained his hoof and became hospitalized, and Louie was appointed as the new Chief, a title previously held by Mack.

The Horse Force hopes to overthrow George W. Bush, as well as other world leaders.

by Zuger June 17, 2003

get on your horse

to quicken a pace of walking

jog, or run

We have to get there quicker, get on your horse!

by NotJaredFogle May 16, 2016

i own a horse

A lie from a liar.

An effective way to get someone in a chat room(Omegle, Chatroullete, etc.) to leave.

(Omegle conversation)

Stranger: hey asl???
You: I own a horse.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by gogogogomaniac January 17, 2011

stump broke horse

A horse that is trained to back up to a stump. The owner of said horse then proceeds to stand on the stump, and vigorously fornicates the horse.

Cowpoke - "Is that a stump broke horse?"
Rancher - "Yeah, I backed 'er up to a stump and fucked the shit out of 'er jes last night.

by Spizzum August 10, 2006

horse puckey cat

A cat whos ass smells like horse shit.
Cats putting their litterbox muscles in your face is not as uncommon as one might think, so you can get a snootful fairly readily. :-/

Piss you!!! My f'in cat is a true horse puckey cat if ever there was one!!!

by Telephony April 24, 2015

horse shit cigarettes

a brand of Mexican smokes from TJ Mexico

smokin horse shit cigarettes is just like kissing a dog's ass after a warm dump!

by itichie_nocanpo August 29, 2006