blue feather

A synonym for the Adobe program, Photoshop, based on the feather logo. Associated with a person who spends a lot of time perfecting their pictures with said program, often in relation to a drug addiction scenario.

J: Man, Elisa sure is hooked on the blue feather.
Taylor: I know, it's like she just can't upload any pictures without at least adjusting the levels.

by telephonica August 8, 2008

double feature

A double feature occurs when two partners simultaneously ejaculate.

“How did it go with your date last night?”

“It was awesome, we ended the night with a double feature!”

by Whora July 10, 2019

Featureman

featureman is a senile old man who cooks absolutely disgusting and drinks rootbeer straight from the two leader leaving behind food chunks at all. The result of being a virgin in your 80s, someone should have put him in a retirement home as soon as he started using pasta sauce mayo and sweet relish as salad dressing. (see gif for a common reaction to his cooking)

Wife: What should we have for dinner?

Husband: I was thinking we could try this new Featureman recipe

Wife: *begins packing bags*

by ForkCartel January 27, 2022

Tossicity Features

When a girl looks good enough to toss (FUCKABLE)

That Girl Right There Has Tossicity Features. HOLLA!

by Danny Loco From NYC April 23, 2004

The Fear

The Fear is obtained after a long night of drinking when your holding back a wave of liquid feces, hell bent on burning ones asshole. In this dire situation people look as though they might have seen a ghost and or like they have just witnessed a prison rape.

Khed I drank so much jager tonight...come morning Im destined to have the fear!!

by Frydae November 22, 2011

feagle

a person who is miz like the coffee biz.

Meghan Aldred

by Booger March 20, 2003

feanor

Typically means lover of the cock

Can be used to payout someone:

My mate is a feanor

by Morphio March 1, 2005