Uncle Dave

He probably touched me.

"Did Uncle Dave touch you?"

"Maybe.."

by Diddler May 28, 2022

Matthew Dave

he makes great saves and never shaves

matthew dave has a porn hub account

by devo.jay July 11, 2022

Dictionary Dave

A VERY talented musician who once created great masterpieces such as (Rectangle) and (Penis) which are part of his SEVERLY underrated Alphabet albums. He has the voice of an angel that can sooth any crying soul. Genuinely one of the greatest artists of his time.

Are you listening to Reflection by "Dictionary Dave"?! That's some of his best work!

by Bumpmynucks July 21, 2022

Skinny Dave

A 'Skinny Dave' is the epitome of a tall handsome nerdy man.

He is in all ways superior to a 'Skinny Pete'.
He is of above average sexiness as well as height, and knows more than you do.
He excels in all he puts his mind to.

But fuck excel, I think thats a windows thing, and he's a Linux man.
If you are lucky enough to love this guy, you are truly #blessed.

Skinny Dave is better than you.

by ShelleyBean369 September 15, 2022

To Dave

Verb: to unlawfully take items from a drinking establishment, mostly in rougher parts of Peterborough, UK in the late 90s.

Chris has just daved another pint glass.

I’m going to Dave that ashtray later.

by smurphmonkey November 18, 2022

Average Dave Lover

Someone who is extremely unlikable
Or someone who harasses people

Rocky: "i really dont like Average Dave Lover"
jiggilibu: "thats legit so true"

by RockyLenGamer December 16, 2022

Getting Daved

the act of overpaying for something online and then never receiving it

I paid $1000 for this part online and the seller never sent it to me. Then I found out I could’ve bought the same thing locally for $50. I ended up getting Daved!

by Honesty advocate July 31, 2023