Buttered Toast

To make someone "Buttered Toast" is to buast a fat nut on a tan latino girl.

Brian: Yo Tom, i just made Selena into Buttered Toast Last night!

by Kameronii May 6, 2018

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Crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster

The act or manuever of using two hands to hold a mouse whilst selecting an option that will cause catastrophic failure if misclicked by a fracton of an inch.

Careful! Use the crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster move to delete that system file!!!

by Network Ninja June 30, 2011

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Toaster

1: a shiny object used for turning bread to toast.
2: that thing on your counter that seems too fly when someones pissed off.

"DID YOU JUST THROW A TOASTER AT ME?!"

by kandyy October 18, 2008

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A fake grilled cheese. A cheese toastie is buttered from the inside and toasted, while a grilled cheese is buttered from the outside and made in a pan. Only retards from Illinois and the Midwest mistake a grilled cheese for a so called "cheese toastie."

Hey what are you eating?
A grilled cheese

No, it looks like a cheese toastie
No, it s grilled cheese you central Illinois fuck

by asoudjhiayuwn January 19, 2018

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crunchy toast

A moron. Crunchy Toast
Someone stupid.

Jim Carrey's character in Dumb and Dumber

by Avinash Boroowa June 22, 2005

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Soggy toast

A sexually racial slur that refers to when a female of darker skin color has masculine seminal fluidital remains pooling in the crevices of her facial structure

"Dude, did you hear what jack did to Melissa?"
"Yeah, I heard she looked like soggy toast!"

by Joe.biden February 20, 2017

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avocado toast

A sexual act where a West coast or Latino woman experiences a squirting orgasm in the cowgirl position while riding a man with very little melanin in his skin. She removes the penis from her vagina in the middle of the act and spreads her ejaculate over her partner.

Dan: Hey Milton! How's your relationship with Isabella going?

Milton: Oh wow geez, she's crazy! I've been getting Avocado Toast'd every night!

Dan: isn't Avocado toast for breakfast?

Milton: ...Nah man.

by CommiK June 6, 2017

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