Toolbag

An idiot that knows nothing about rules and procedures for someone else's job, yet they sit back and criticize every aspect of how everyone else does their job. Aka Mike Pache

Mike Pache is a toolbag that should be fired by Fox.

by David_Webb November 5, 2019

Tool Bag

Like douchebag but kept child-friendly.

He is such a Tool Bag

by A Reliable Source December 16, 2019

Toolbag

A word used to describe a person whom is acting in an unfavorable manner. Also another derogatory name for homosexual males. These people, homosexual or not, typically have very large mustaches without the presence of any other facial hair and more often than not wear glasses.

"Dude, stop being such a toolbag!"

"Go shave your fagstache, toolbag!"

by TheRealLeeSon January 12, 2020

Toolbox

AKA United States of America, Inc.

44 dozen people sitting around, clicking on phones, all alone, waiting to make Rockefeller more money. America is such a toolbox!

by tool or die usa February 3, 2020

Toolie

Where you hit a girl from the back and then you eat her out. Then you face fuck the shit out of you

Man1: yo my girlfriend let me toolie her
Man2: no fucking way
Girfreind: fuck yea I did. It was epic

by Jerk me silly. February 27, 2020

Toolbag

A person who is arrogant, obnoxious, or dispicable person who can easily be manipulated to believe in false information or fasle accusations for someone else agenda or political gain.

Steven Crowder and Donald Trump believe that climate change is not real, both of them are a toolbag.

by SwordsManIV March 5, 2020

Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020