window shopper

1) Someone who sees something they want,and immediatly buys it.

2) Someone who looks at something in the window of a store,but can't afford to buy it.

3) A new rap song by 50 Cent,Young Buck,Spider Loc,Olivia and MA$E.

ima window shopper,rolling through monaco france avoiding that copper -50 Cent in Window Shopper.

by GAME50 October 30, 2005

grocery shopping

Having sex with a girl, or guy, who has a colostomy bag, while his/her colostomy bag is filling up.

"I was doing this chick who recently had surgery on her anus, and all of a sudden, I look down at her colostomy bag and realize that I was grocery shopping."

by Mike D. March 25, 2005

Dummy shopping

Using stolen credit cards to purchase expensive goods. An illegal activity.

"I do dummy shopping on the side to pay off my student loans."

by golgo47 September 13, 2022

One Stop Shopping

A girl who's willing to perform vaginal, oral, and anal sex.

"Yeah, that girl is total one stop shopping--she'll take it in any hole!"

by One Stop Shopper October 17, 2011

Ye Olde Tea Shoppe

One of the more irritating common misconceptions. 'Ye', as an old english word, meant 'you'. It has never meant 'the' as it would have to in order for Ye Olde Tea Shoppe to make sense. Christ almighty!

"You know, I bet we'd get a lot more visitors to our cafe if we tried to get the oldies in. You know, in a kind of 'Ye Olde Tea Shoppe' kind of way."
"You ignorant twat." (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Shopaholic

One who is addicted to shopahol

I my wallet got blitzed on black friday as a result of too much shopahol. I am a shopaholic.

by rihcie November 27, 2009

Shoptailing

The art of shopping while enjoying numerous cocktails.

My fag and I spent our entire day shoptailing.

by Crackalyn Nagy December 31, 2006