Life and Times 

see also quist

1. a phrase denoting an active social life with women. the origin of the phrase is rumoured to have begun in conversation after one of the partakers of the conversation recieved no less than 7 calls from seven different girls back to back

*phone rings*
"life and times, terry?"
"life and times, man"

Life and Times by DorianEzra August 12, 2005

life cycle 

a baby cring shiting little bastard but they are cute(at fisrt) then they go to collage and the only reason they come over is for holodays or money. the they become fat aholes who eat grime out from under there finger nails.then become old "nurse" need i say more.

the life cycle is a bitch.

life cycle by insulting person101 April 8, 2009

life grips 

Slang for extremely large fake breasts.

If I'm ever floating out in open water, I hope I'm with Pam Anderson, 'cause there ain't no way I'll ever sink with them life grips of hers! Holler.

life grips by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009

Life of Pi 

The most fucking boring and longest book I was ever forced to read. In the end the main character says the whole story was a lie anyway, so you end up waisting about two months of your life for a shitty ending.

person#1: dude I have to take notes over every chapter in life of pi for literature.
person#2: that fucking sucks. just go to sparknotes.com print out theirs.

Life of Pi by boooooooooooooooks September 29, 2007

life, the universe, and everything 

The question that pan-dimensional space-beings asked the computer Deep Thought in Douglas Adams's book, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The computer took millions of years and came up with the answer 42. Life, the universe, and everything is also a noob board on GameFAQs that idiots post bad pr0n websies to (I hate GameFAQs).

Dude: Why the fjsk is the answer to life, the universe and everything 42?

life, the universe, and everything by Tiko March 20, 2004

life ain't always beautiful 

a song by country singer Gary Allan that emo-haters and others who hate depressing music need to hear so they can see that life has its struggles

"Life ain't always beautiful. Tears will fall sometimes. Life ain't always beautiful, but it's a beautiful life". Face it, people. Life ain't always beautiful, so why do you have to go and diss depressing music just because the singers aren't happy all the time?

life ain't always beautiful by Karen Stickney September 14, 2008

Life Boat 

A male or female you keep around in the case that you become desperate causing you to lower your standards and will go for anyone. You lead them on but never get anywhere with them unless they are needed. Also known as Playing

I haven't been with anyone in a while and I'm becoming desperate (ship sinking) but I have a back up plan to save me,(the person), I'll just go to my Life Boat.

Life Boat by Santillean November 27, 2012