Honky grass

A residential lawn or area of extremely well maintained grass that only white people put the time and money into caring for. The effort in lawncare outweighs the effort they put into their own wife or children. Typically associated with a pair of green stained, white, New Balance shoes and a riding mower with a light beer.

Damn, Mr. B's grass be green as a motha, he got that honky grass.

by WhitePeopling November 6, 2024

The Grass

extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration,.

Jeff s definitely the grass.

by Keeffe November 13, 2024

Chuck Grasslighting

when Chuck Grassley lies, which is constantly

Glenn Kirschner was on with Stephanie Miller and mentioned all the nonsense coming from mobbed-up Pam Bondi’s senate hearing. Glenn said “the Chuck Grasslighting was out of control.” but none of it matters because republicans lie like rugs every fucking day and everybody yawned.

by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2025

Take Grass Card

A derisive, modern evolution of the "touch grass" insult, accusing someone of being so terminally online, ideologically captured, or immersed in niche digital subcultures that their perspective has become completely disconnected from the practical realities and social norms of the offline, physical world. It suggests their arguments are only valid within a specific online echo chamber and evaporate upon contact with mainstream, tangible life.

Take Grass Card Example: In a debate about real-world economics, someone cites a theory popular only in a fringe online forum. The reply: "Your entire worldview is filtered through that subreddit. Seriously, it's time to take the grass card—go outside, talk to a neighbor, get a job. Your argument doesn't survive the sunlight." It invalidates the point by attacking the perceived digital insularity of the speaker.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Cocaine Grasshopper

Someone who only sees things at surface level

Bro, you're such a cocaine grasshopper, how do you not understand how this is a work of art!?

by Mor(e)peko February 9, 2026

moon grasshopper

The word moon grasshopper refers to a time when the slaves run and hop over things at night it’s a racial slur

Shut up you moon grasshopper

by TLR da coolest March 3, 2025

The Grass is Blue

A point someone admits they’re arguing just to argue with no intent of coming out with a valid point. Basically someone who thinks they’re always right.

Person 1: I proved you wrong like 3 times stop arguing
Person 2: the grass is blue bro

by alanipinkslush25 March 27, 2025