CAPTAIN JERK

Always parousing the internet to utilize plagerized verbage to throw in innocents face.

Quote
"sure did pick a good person to be an Captain Jerk towards?
I don't pick people to be an Captain Jerk towards. They just present themselves to me. And dont use a question mark like that or I will bust out with Captain Grammer

by cheesyfoot July 7, 2008

Captain Pike

When you fuck a girl so hard, not only does she need a wheelchair, but she can only communicate through a blinking light with one blink for "yes" and two for "no".

Compare crippler, sense 4.

Bob: Dude, did you see Janine? Why is she in that weird blinking wheelchair thing?

Fred: Yeah, Steve totally have her a Captain Pike.

by cybershoe May 26, 2009

Captain Save a Ho

Someone that comes in when a girl is way drunk and saves them from passing out and trys to make out with them.

Shaniqua was about to pass out and Damien saved her and ate her vagina.

by Fat Shaw May 13, 2005

captain

Word used to express good things, joy or awesomeness.

- Do you like my new jacket?
- It's captain!

- How was your weekend in Amsterdam?
- It was well captain!

by drinkbord December 31, 2011

Captain Morgan

While on her period, a woman opens up the vagina lips and rides her partner's mouth to orgasm. To do a full Captain Morgan, she must also swipe the vagina lips vertically down her partner's chin to resemble the goatee beard. Then when done, she stands up and puts one foot on his chest, declaring conquer and emulating Captain Morgan.

She can also Baba Booey the person before declaring conquer.

He said he didn't mind that I was on my period and that he was dying to eat me out. So I Captain Morgan'd him and added a Baba Booey for good measure.

by WeezieCletusBBH May 2, 2009

Captain Obvious

(noun): One who states the obvious as if he/she did not know this before; One who is trying to keep a secret and gives too many hints as to what it is; (antonym: see obviousman

"Eew, that guy is picking his nose!"
"Well, thaaaaank you, captain obvious!" | "We are standing in 3 ft. of blood."
"Captain obvious strikes again"

by Rellek Aryc, LOAHS (Lord Of All He Surveys) January 11, 2004

Captain's mast

start off fucking her from behind. pull your dick out and get it in her ass as quickly as possible without using your hands. then you have to stay inside and "steer" her around the place like you would a ship. But you can't use your hands to hold onto her at any point.

I didn't think she could run that fast, but then I guess she's never done a captain's mast either.

by Pyro945 August 21, 2009