Candy-ass 

An thing, event or day that is or has been a waste of time that results in a feeling of either frustration or boredom.

What a candy-ass day! All we did was watch kids grab each others asses and talk about how the computer teacher's body shape resembles that of a pear.

Candy-ass by ballsacknegro March 3, 2009

candy shop 

a song buy 50 cent that is used to describe cent and his girl doing it. "I'll let you lick my lolipop" means I will let you suck on my dick. If you don't understand the rest, ask yo momma!

I'll take you to the candy shop.

candy shop by SarahwhoheartsJM June 6, 2007

candy wrapper 

a douche bag that hangs around you that you try to ignore.

this fucking asian is a candy wrapper

candy wrapper by jim jackson May 28, 2008

skull candy 

Euphemism for blow job.

It was my birthday last night so I had my old lady whip some skull candy on me.

skull candy by .BEASTIEBOY June 20, 2013

Candy Cane

When a male slaps his erect penis on the face of a sleeping male friend. He will often shout, "Candy cane, bitch!" to wake up the victim.

Frank was so pissed when George candy caned him with his morning wood.

Candy Cane by Stankie Steve April 11, 2011

The Candy Cane 

Having sex with a woman on her period and ejaculating inside of her. When you remove your penis from her, you have the red and white appearance of a candy cane.

Johnny came in Susie's vagina while she was on her period. Susie commented on the candy cane appearance of his penis after he removed it from her.

The Candy Cane by The Pollinator May 12, 2008

candyopolis 

THE MOST AWESOME CANDYSTORE IN THE WHOLE WORLD (well in my crappy hometown lawton, oklahoma...)!!!!!OMFGZERZ! otay. I'm done.

I went to candyopolis to get a sugar high.
10 minutes later...
me:WEEEEEEEEE! I LURVE 2 RUN INTO WALLS!.::promptly runs into wall::.YAYZERZ!!!ouchies!

candyopolis by XxKaNdYxKrAzYxX February 26, 2005