A buttered shoe

When you ejaculate on someone’s foot and they put their shoes on right afterward.

A: Why is Chrissy walking funny?
B: Her bf gave her a buttered shoe.

by Mr. 14 goats September 21, 2019

shredding butter

To pass gas; a fart

Man I'm really shredding butter after that Taco Bell.

by FunnyWordsmith May 26, 2018

butter sandwich

butter applied between slices of bread

I had a butter sandwich for breakfast today

by psyherin December 18, 2017

prison butter

It is when prisoners jizz in a cup and use it for lube

Tyrone got 2 more years cause they found a gallon of prison butter

by Joedahoe April 22, 2018

buttered cactus

When a guy is so hairy, his dick grows side-burns. Shaving often leaves stubble behind making it feel like a cactus inside your vagina.

Man, old man Jenkins was rockin a serious buttered cactus last night.
Thing was rough!

by ThiccBoi Jenkins April 22, 2018

hutter butter

Hutter butter also know as Hudson is a great guy that's amazing in bed

Omg he great he must be Hutter butter

by Hutter butter September 18, 2017

Butter buddy

One you have ate butter with

I was eating sticks of butter at McDonalds and saw my new butter buddy across the room drinking spray butter.

by CancerousButter September 12, 2017