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When a guy is so hairy, his dick grows side-burns. Shaving often leaves stubble behind making it feel like a cactus inside your vagina.
Man, old man Jenkins was rockin a serious buttered cactus last night.
Thing was rough!
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by ThiccBoi Jenkins April 22, 2018
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