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Brown Boating

When you defecate the bed profusely to where it's overflowing.
Dude, I was so sick I ended up brown boating my girlfriends bed.
by Brown eyed bambi January 8, 2024
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Boner Boating

When a hoe shoves your dick between her titties and bounces them up and down, pushing them together. Not to be confused with motor scroting.
"Hoe: I know you've motor boated me, but I wanna try boner boating.
Douche: As long as we try motor scroting afterwards."
by Big Eggy Boi Bitch March 5, 2018
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capt boats

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into another mans asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.
Capt boats - Slurp slurp, the seas are a wavy today boy
by Shwiggityshwoo June 13, 2023
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Mud Boat

I mud boated her so hard with my nose I sent shock waves up her mud river.
by Lilguacamole24 April 13, 2022
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squirt boating

the process where one jizzes on a girls tits and then proceeds to motorboat them
John: "Did you see that new nurse on 9 West?"
Justin: "Shit yeah dude, I'd love to take her squirt boating sometime!"
John: "What the hell is squirt boating?"
Justin: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you sorry ass chode."
by squirt boating mofo May 8, 2014
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Boat

A flying restrant with electricity and the oral food is to not the yummy. Sassy prinsces comes with the thang and they will slay queen
O it boat. Don’t even say it gonna kill
by I is so kool May 23, 2018
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Gravy-boating

The act of putting a Yorkshire pudding over a person's face and pouring gravy over it. Northern English equivalent to water-boarding.
Shortly after the gravy-boating he divulged every detail.
by _Realdefinitions_ July 24, 2020
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