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boatfield

A term for people who enjoy rusty items and seeing how long they can hold said items in their anal passages before shitting themselves. Enjoys the act of chewing on pencil flab and night humping rabbit beasts. They also like to caress horny toads and then put previously spanked caterpillars in other persons mouths and make them chomp superhard. They are all incredibly beautiful, with the exception of any called Pete, who is pug ugly and a raging homosexual with earwax problems.
"hey man, did you see that boatfield down the lane earlier today? they were getting dangerously near that pond, at least they're hot damn digity fine. Oh, sorry dude, i forgot you have to look at that ugly fuck Pete who's boning your mum"
by bangtwat June 14, 2008
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Boates

A french person who drinks too much cheap wine and passes out in a boat, only to be discovered in Quebec.
May also refer to someone whose cousins are married.
I'm from Quebec
Actually born there, or did you pull a Boates?
by Pete Peters January 16, 2009
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Boatism

Boatism, the "religion" for those who need no religion.

The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill

Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.

Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.

The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.

To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.

We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.

So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.
Dude One: "I'm a boatist."
Dude Two: "What's that?"
Dude One: Insert explanation of Boatism here
by KilimanjaroEnsemble June 2, 2009
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Boaty

When a spliff burns faster on one side than the other resulting in an overhanging flap of paper.
"Oh, quick dude! Burn that boaty!"

"This spliff is boaty-ing like a bitch."
by DMMan March 3, 2008
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Narrow boating

The noble act of opening the lock to a frigid girl's tight canal before filling it, closing it behind you, and moving upstream to the next with your veiny windlass.
I've just returned from a narrow boating holiday in Ibiza. God my cock is sore from shagging ten virgins in one night!
by jimbojacks December 31, 2009
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Arabian Boathouse

When your swimming and a remote control boat goes up your butt
I was swimming the other day and I was Arabian Boathoused, it felt kinda good
by Dino Nuggets July 26, 2019
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swamp boating

" your girl is so nasty, she has enjoyed a nice swamp boating from time to time.
by Zchillin December 27, 2010
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