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Ashlee Simpson

Younger sister to Jessica Simpson, proud mama to what I assume is a music career and a movie appropriately titled "Wannabe." Let's not forget the infamous SNL incident, and judging from the amount of press it's getting... I think I can safely say her star status is going down the crapper. Please, God, make it so!
"That Ash Simpson is the human equivilant to shit"

"You're just like Ashlee, you emo poser!"
by The Queen Of Chodes January 2, 2005
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Ashlee Simpson

The ugly sister. The perfect extreme-makover candidate. The perfect Swan candidate.The frustrated sister who's trying to hard to break away from the shadow. An average girl who cannot sing but fakes it anyway.
If you've envied your big sister all your life because she has everything you don't; the voice, the beauty, the body, the man, the money: then you're an Ashlee Simpson
by tess December 31, 2004
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ASHLEE SIMPSON

a woman who can;t sing for her life, and can KILL a person by screeching in that way that she does when she sings,yet had really good songs; dancing dumbass
SNL, doing the ashlee simpson hoe-down
by Schergan December 28, 2005
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Ashlee Simpson

Unattractive and untalented sister of Jessica Simpson. Wannabe punk. Wears dark clothes, 'punk' t-shirts and ripped jeans. Fucks rich-girl's exes. Has a very large nose.
Synonyms: ASSLEE, Milli Vanilli Part II
'I'm such a girly-girl! People think because I sing rock music I don't care about girly things... I LUV goth furniture!'
by Sarah February 21, 2005
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A singer that many of her idiot fans can't seem to realize that she uses vocal enhancements on her album.

Which means she can't sing for shit, it's all enhanced. She sounds like shit live and the whole acid reflex deal was a fake.

She also has yet to be original. Her music styles, lyrics and looks all come from another celeb.

Ashlee doesn't deserve her fame,
it's a shame.
Ashlee Simpson:I'll just fool everyone into thinking I can sing so they'll by my album and i'll get rich. Haha suckers.
by Lindsayyayyy May 22, 2006
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Rick Astley

Rick Astley is an English singer from Newton-le-Willows, most famous for the song “Never Gonna Give You Up.” Many people thought he sounded black, but he is a white man with brown hair.
Guy 1: Who sings that rickroll song Never Gonna Give You Up
Guy 2: I think Rick Astley
by ItsBrooklyn1230 November 11, 2018
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Ashely

Ashely is a wonderful female with a talent, brains, and beauty. She has a crazy sense of humor and an awesome body, like a goddess . She has popularity and everybody would like to go with her to prom- girl or boy. Friendly and cool, the perfect girlfriend you would want. A cute, pretty, gorgeous, funny, hot, sweet, romantic, smart, loyal and OH SO MUCH MORE.

She's so perfect that when you see her, people are treating her like a queen. Or a princess. She has a strong sense of justice and even animals and men are drawn to her.

A cool BFF, she'll help you and a extremely kind and compassionate person who is a great friend and cares about other people. A true friend who always makes you cheer up.
She's the kind of girl who still manages to find a way to smile, love life and music. The type of girl when she smiles like nothing happens and acts like she's fine, inside she's a wreck. She can withstand many things and never gives up.

Always positive, and works hard. Not a slut, and the type of girl that eats like a whale but never gains weight.

But watch out, she can beat you up if you mess with her or her friends. But she's a great singer.

But she has secrets like: She could beat you at Halo 4 when she's a beginner.
Applies to some people only.
Hey, your awesome. Like an Ashely. -Luka
OMG, I'm not that nice!! - In head- ( OMG OMG OMG OMG! My crush said I'm an Ashely! That's SOO nice) - Lily

Dude! That girl is an Ashely!
Look! Dayummm.
by Ms. Alyssa Eliza Slanyert March 28, 2013
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