Monofin

A tight brotha with respect for the game
*tips hat*
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Girl 1 "You see that classy sex magnet in the bowler hat over there by the jukebox"?
Girl 2 "Oh yea, that's a monofin"

by TeenyTeemers January 3, 2024

monoobsessivelovingpassion

Used to describe a love that cannot be described by words, action, or expressed clearly. It’s a love of extreme passion, desire, romanticism, and an extreme desire to constantly want to be with the other. Also defined as wanting the other to constantly know it.

My feelings for you are monoobsessivelovingpassion.

by Bone Daddy40 January 14, 2024

Monoloid

"Monoloid" is a derogatory term for a person who only speaks one language. This is based on the idea that monolingualism (only speaking one language) makes people dumb in specific ways. Without the ability to get distance from one's mother tongue, we don't realize how meaning works and we lose perspective. This results in always taking things literally and in a one dimensional way.

A huge issue with the American education system is that it produces so many monoloids!
Oh my god, he is such a monoloid...

These Bible thumpers don't even know how to interpret texts! They're monoloids!

by just another dingnat February 5, 2024

monoway

monoway is a ugly lying hoe who also struggles with poverty he smells like eggs and shit and is too poor to buy a razor to shave his god awful mustache he also has 3 stds and is a man whore

i don’t have enough money to buy this makes me feel like monoway

gosh you stink so bad it reminds me of monoway

by Pepsico November 8, 2023

monogender

the experience of having exactly one gender at al times.

My brother is a monogender male.

by Nigit201 February 16, 2024

Monogamous Pornstar

A pornstar who only fucks her boyfriend or husband for OnlyFans or Pornhub channel.

Laura Earnesty, Stella Violet, Katiana Kay, Alexa Pearl, Carrie Cummings, Amber Ajami, Miki Blue, Wett Melons, Amedee Vause, and Julia Goddess are examples of monogamous pornstars who only fuck their boyfriends or husbands.

A guy watching porn: Ugh! This guy is circumcised! I hope this pornstar has a video with an intact guy instead. (Checks her Pornhub channel and views info) Great, they're a couple. Of course the guy’s foreskin is cut. I hate monogamous pornstars with circumcised boyfriends.

by AntiCircumcisionMan March 2, 2024

monodiversity disorder

Newfound disorder caused by longer exposure to traumatic experiences growing up. It can manifest as higher frequency hearing and epileptic attacks. Present in young males aging from 12 to 18.
First recognized in 2023 in southern America by doc Prestoni and his coworker scientist Petri

Friend: "Is the buzzing bothering you or is it just my monodiversity disorder?"

by anonymous March 3, 2024