jonescu

A sexy girl with big tits.

Omg look at that Jonescu

by Willis Mark March 31, 2017

jönsson

a unit of penis memeasurement it is tipicly 16 cm when not har but can be bigger

my penis is 1/2 jönsson long

by fredovish September 15, 2017

Jonesin

To use someone or something repeatedly. Never has intentions to bring something to the table or to offer.

Mady, all you do is come to my house to smoke all of my weed and leave. Stop jonesin on me!!

by Liltrapheart January 1, 2018

Jones

A fucking dip shit who loves sucking and sitting on ducks. He's a gay peice of shit

Hey Payton Jones sit on my dick

by Pussyfooker December 5, 2017

Jonesyed

When someone doesn’t like you but they use you for a lift because it’ll be free

Joanne: we had no money for a taxi so we asked him for a free lift

Amy: oh so you jonesyed him

by ol’ dirty bastard March 14, 2018

Jones

Being called a Jones means that your a terrible defender as in Phil Jones the terrible England and Manchester United defender

Your playing like Jones!!!
Your worse than Jones!!!

by Jermain Defoe 2.0 July 14, 2018

joneyshca

An incredible human being, that no matter what she goes through, she keeps moving forward

I am such a Joneyshca person

by Aaileeee September 25, 2018