jerk-the-gherkin

jerk-the-gherkin means for a guy to jack off.

When I wake up in the morning, I usually jerk-the-gherkin.

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

circle jerk

A situation that is completely inane and useless, frustratingly hopeless, almos always connected with work.

My boss is an idiot, you should have seen the circle jerk project we had to do this week to satisfy that egotistical moron.

by funlovincriminl August 9, 2003

Pseudo-Intellectual Circle Jerk

A verb where people who think they're smart, agree with each other and create ridiculous ideas.

Similar to "mental masturbation" but with idiots.

Most of the republican party is filled with pseudo-intellectual circle jerking.

by Andy Kaufman5252 December 15, 2010

A jerk

Someone who dances the jerk. You have to have the attitude and be able to get off in a jerk off dance.

ThemPRanger$ go hard. They are each "A jerk" because they jerk.

by N0L4nFR31T4$ December 29, 2009

tear jerker

When a girl is giving head and stops before you're done, so you shoot in her, making her start crying.

She was going down on me, but didn't want to finish the job, so I gave her a tear jerker.

by PinkSheetTrrader March 11, 2007

Jerkypoo

for heterosexuals: the act of a man defecating in a woman's mouth while the woman jerks off the man

for homosexuals: the same act replacing a woman with a man

when i walked into Stephen Harper's office i saw him performing the jerkypoo with Peter MacKay

Dick Cheney and his wife perform the jerkypoo every night.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

circle jerk

Circle Jerk is also a term used by road racing fans to describe an oval racing driver. Typically these are IRL and NASCAR drivers who go around in circles all day.

NASCAR drivers are just a bunch of circle jerks.

by bdogg May 4, 2004