Wet Noodle

Accurate depiction of John's firewall

John's firewall is as strong as a wet noodle

by DrVenable May 20, 2018

Wet fudge

Wet fudge is when you are eating a girls ass and she poops and you bite it. Making it run down your chin like a wet piece of fudge.

“Bro, last night Debbie made wet fudge. It was fire”

by Dumbnut64 December 27, 2017

wet style

when a man has such an obnoxiously large penis that no amount of lube will make that sucker slide in, so you need to fill a condom with water to shrivel the penis and let it soak (for approx 30 minutes) before it can be inserted into the desired hole.

Becky: Jen, his wang was so big that we had to do it wet style.

by WetStylee December 29, 2017

wet joey

When you lick your finger and put it up your partners bum hole

I can’t belive you have your husband a wet joey

by Hoover321 January 5, 2018

wet tuna

The female version of blue balls

I left with a wet tuna

by Pking_speaks May 2, 2018

Wet Wendy

A Wet Wendy is the act of a wet willy but performed with a clitoris instead of a finger.

"I gave my girlfriend, so she one upped me with a wet wendy. I still can't get the moisture out."

by turbo_moisture January 28, 2020

wet barney

An extremely moist fart.

*farts* “oh boy, that sounded like a wet Barney.”

by QuietSlipper April 20, 2020