masking tape

n. Sticky tape used to repair and to attach masks to the face.

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Dude! I can see your tonsils. Let me get you some more masking tape.

by gnostic3 June 16, 2020

Flex tape

A tape used to tie up the kids in my basement.

I mean...

If your wife is cheating on you use flex tape.
You wanna stab a goat use flex tape.
Kids haven't eatin in 7 days use flex tape.
Prostitute runs away, use, A GUN.
Gay person runs closer use A GUN.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

Boob Tape

Tape that is added to the nipples to keep the female from nipping.

I had to put on boob tape because it was cold.

by Thatjit69 September 2, 2020

chilly tape

cold song that makes you freeze with surprise because of how good it is.

“have you listen to deans chilly tape yet?”
“nah let me take a listen.”
“holy shi-“

by mitchboy444 November 9, 2020

Madam Tracey

Madam Tracey is a boss bitch from Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. Do NOT mess with her, or catch these hands. Currently doing witchy stuff with her witchfinder boyfriend.

Madam Tracey shook her head at all the dumb shit Aziraphale and Crowley got up to.

by chai tea transguy October 11, 2020

The Trade

When one fantasy football manager is able to steal top talent from an inexperienced manager, while the commish lets it happen.

Tuan got Derrick Henry from Ted for Miles Gaskins? WTF, the trade is a total traderape!

"We must always fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men."

Wed have to ammend to "good men" part...but yup, Boondock Saints wins again

by Concerned Manager December 6, 2020

red taper

an offensive term for a meaningless, useless bureaucrat

a red taper's raison d'etre is to produce more red tape and snafus than any rational person can understand

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021