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Rode hard and put away wet
1)The phrase used to compare one's disheveled appearance to that of a penis which was still wet when he dressed after participating in rough sex.
a)Originally, this phrase compared the clothing-covered, wet penis to that of a horse who was stabled without being tended, after a long day of hard riding .
a)Originally, this phrase compared the clothing-covered, wet penis to that of a horse who was stabled without being tended, after a long day of hard riding .
Guy walks into work looking like he walked straight from the bed to the car. Coworker says: "Damn dude...rough night? You look like you got rode hard and put away wet!"
Rode hard and put away wet by SexyNurseMonica October 2, 2019
He STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards!
What a chick grumbles to her family/friends regarding da clueless indolence of her main squeeze, and is referring to da fact dat he does not bother to re-dress her upper torso after a boobs-savoring session, simply walks around da house naked after an interval of between-his-legs-based recreation wif her, forgets to straighten up da bed after a bouncy-bouncy, etc.
My new guy is a total "Mr. Cuddly" and never makes me feel left out or unattended, but he hasn't "grown up" as far as childhood unawareness is concerned --- he STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards!
He STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards! by QuacksO July 8, 2023
Everyone put a thumbs down on this
Don't put a thumbs up, put a thumbs down. I wonder how many thumb downs there will be. Will it get rid of this if no one thumb ups it? Oh well.
Everyone put a thumbs down on this by My Pseudonym 30333 April 21, 2022
Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth
(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?
(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth
(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?
(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020
IMMA PUT A HOLE IN YOUR PANTS
When you see a five-year-old you can't resist and you get the urge to immediately insert your penis into there body.
IMMA PUT A HOLE IN YOUR PANTS by AnonymousUniverse February 5, 2020