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1 definition by SexyNurseMonica

1)The phrase used to compare one's disheveled appearance to that of a penis which was still wet when he dressed after participating in rough sex.

a)Originally, this phrase compared the clothing-covered, wet penis to that of a horse who was stabled without being tended, after a long day of hard riding .
Guy walks into work looking like he walked straight from the bed to the car. Coworker says: "Damn dude...rough night? You look like you got rode hard and put away wet!"
by SexyNurseMonica October 2, 2019
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