mateoism

when Mateo gaslights someone else into thinking they are a bad person after he makes a mistake .

(the day after Mateo accidently stabbed someone )
guy 1: yeah I broke up with my bf the other da...
Mateo: you are homophobic, racist, sexist, transphobic, anti-semitic and a terrible person
guy 1: what.

Mateo: im doing a mateoism

by mateoism January 19, 2024

matephobic

A phobia of all people/guys named matei, a fear or matei

I think she’s matephobic, she’s definitely scared of matei

by matthewrr January 29, 2024

matephobic

A fear to all men with the name Matei, a type of phobia

She’s definitely matephobic

by matthewrr January 29, 2024

Mateo Blay Fuster

He's a handsome and athletic guy, who thinks good about everyone and hates Sari Eriksson. He has also said the n-word multiple times.

"Hey guys looks like it's Mateo Blay Fuster."

"My man, he is the best guy ever."

by TheFInnishPhilanthropist November 14, 2023

Matej

A beautifully handsome many with a incredibly large penis who is incredibly intelligent

Matej goes out with your mom

by Adjusting November 20, 2023

Mateo

Someone who is hot as fuck and is super cool,they also attend to have a really huge dick that other people.they have brown hair and hazel eyes.They are fun people to hang out with and they are also super cool.

Example:
"Look Mateo,he has a huge dick and is super cool'!

by Akiose November 22, 2023

Mate-mates

A form of sexual intercourse that is more meaningful, often resulting in efforts towards building a family/breeding purposes. The term was invented by Phoebe Fraser, a S/A Survivor who uses the term to differentiate between consensual meaningful sex and just normal, blatant casuals. Often a synonym for "making love"

"I heard you had sex with Cian last night-"

"Oh, you mean mate-mates? He means the world to me, so I wouldn't just label it a normal, dirty term-"

by smolsuko November 22, 2023