mountaineer 

Two men skilled at climbing mountains

"I'm a fully qualified mountaineer!"
"Both of you?"

mountaineer by mrwishart July 12, 2020

Slurpie Mountaineers 

A group of people in northern California who go hiking for kicks, but don't take it too seriously and aren't obsessed with health, just having fun.

Person 1: "Whoa, who are those cool kids trekking up that trail and having a hella good time?"
Person 2: "Those are the Slurpie Mountaineers!"

Slurpie Mountaineers by cultclassiclolo February 19, 2009

Bareback Mounting 

Parody of the Academy Award winning movie Brokeback Mountain.

Did you see that new movie Bareback Mounting? It stars Jake Gyllenballs and sHeath Lover.

Bareback Mounting by Gary the Great April 6, 2006

MountainBiker 

a dumbass that likes jumping down mountains on a bike they are very hot and are very strong

I was riding in front of an epic MountainBiker

MountainBiker by BlackAce1313 September 11, 2019

Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains 

Claiming you are going "Hiking in the

Appalachian Mountains" for vacation when in fact you are going away for a booty call.

Bob: Yeah, I'm burnt out. I'm going Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains for some R&R.

Frank: Dude, who are you kidding. I saw you and Sally from the copy room groping each other in the bar. You're headed to a Motel 6 for a few days

Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains by Langbo June 25, 2009

Mountainous Blow Job 

A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.

Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"

Mountainous Blow Job by Zack N119 December 21, 2020

Gayzor Mountains

A mountain where everyone is gay.

You come from the gayzor mountains where everyone is gay.

Gayzor Mountains by Erika December 12, 2004