Jesse

I am a Jesse and y’all say all these nice things about us and don’t get me wrong I love that but a we want to do is just make people happy,laugh, and have a good time because we love everyone no matter what.🙃

Ppl: Jesses r the best I wish I new one I would be happy
Jesse:Did someone say they need happiness🙂

by Ahwoogaa August 4, 2019

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Jessica Fletcher Syndrome

Condition of a place or person that seems to attract a large number of murders without having an active part in that crime.

From the TV-show "Murder She Wrote" where every week a close friend or relative of Jessica Fletcher is either murdered or suspected of murder. Suspension of disbelief is stretched to the limit.

I think he killed them all.
Nah, he just suffers from Jessica Fletcher Syndrome.

by Puppy Zwolle April 19, 2011

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Jesse

The word the means "The most awesome person" in Chinese. Better then the word Ian.

Wow, that hunk is a Jesse.

by JesseSully March 29, 2009

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Jesus Hair

Hair (usually about shoulder-length) that is a combination of straight and wavy, but doesn't look that nice because you didn't bother to do anything to it. Looks similar to the hair jesus is portrayed to have when he's pictured as a white guy.

I was running late this morning so don't make fun of me, I'm just gonna sport the jesus hair

by virginmary'skid June 16, 2010

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Jesus Finger

When someone covers their finger in superglue, and then covers it in cocaine, and fingers someone. The fingeree instantly hits the G-spot.

Midway through intercourse:

Man: One second, babe!
Random girl:Okay...
Man: SHU-LAAH!
Girl: *Instant orgasm*
Other guy: Woah! Jesus Finger! Where's my camera?

by S3X0NF11R3 December 7, 2010

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