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by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019
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(Derived from Dingleberry)
The act of wiping your ass and having your finger poke through the toilet paper leaving it with feces on the tip.
The act of wiping your ass and having your finger poke through the toilet paper leaving it with feces on the tip.
"I saw Johnny washing his hands for 10 minutes after he wiped to hard and got a serious fingerberry"
by Smuls32 April 18, 2014
Get the fingerberry mug.Fingerpeño is when you finger a girl within five minutes of cutting a jalapeño pepper. The pepper juices on your fingers will burn her insides and you must yell "fingerpeño" as you perform the act.
Immediately after preparing some homemade jalapeño poppers, my boyfriend fingerpeñoed me.
"Brittany, why are you walking bowlegged?"
"My boyfriend fingerpeñoed me and it burns like chlamydia."
(From inside the bedroom) "Fingerpeño!!!"
"Dude! Susan's totally getting fingerpeñoed in the other room."
"Brittany, why are you walking bowlegged?"
"My boyfriend fingerpeñoed me and it burns like chlamydia."
(From inside the bedroom) "Fingerpeño!!!"
"Dude! Susan's totally getting fingerpeñoed in the other room."
by Josh Finkelstein May 24, 2013
Get the Fingerpeño mug.Generally used to refer to crude aging twitter addicts with poor spelling skills and even worse judgement. Poofy (bad) hair and spray tan are optional, but common ...
That short-fingered Vulgarian is spouting nonsense and lunacy on his Twitter feed *again*. The number of innapropriate tweets is unpresidented...
by Fugotheugo December 22, 2016
Get the Short-fingered Vulgarian mug.An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.
"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."
by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009
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