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Dashman- Being a failure at everything you do, while also thinking you are actually 'good'.
E.g.

1. Attempting to run on a treadmill, falling off, getting an appalling time and still thinking you did well. -Dashman
2. Always the weak link on a team and when you fail you blame it on things which are 'apparently' out of your control (e.g "I was blind") -The weak guy is a bit low on Vitamin D
Dashman by Dr D215 September 23, 2009
Related Words

dash and smash

To leave your friends (four horsemen) for a made up excuse to smash girls
You dash and smash us again brah?
dash and smash by ap1590 August 8, 2017

Dashboard Confessional 

An emo band which is largely listened to by spoiled rich kids who live very pampered lives, in the hopes that it makes them appear to be deep and thoughtful. Also, it turns guys into large vaginas, due to their liking it to impress their girlfriends.
Dashboard Confessionals suck, do you really need an example?
A substitute for using the phrase "Big Ass". Used to describe events, places, and things. Derived from the last name Kim Kardashian, we all know she got a big booty!
1.Man! there was a Dashian fight after school yesterday! 2. You sure you can eat all that? That's a Dashian omelette! 3. Girl, i know you want some of this Dashian D***! 4. You see they renewed his contract? dude got a Dashian signing bonus!
Dasith is in individual who is also a member of the prestigious "HP Squaad." Dasith is also a faggot as he doesn't study at all but still manages to get good grades. Dasith is also hated by many, eg. HP Squaad.
I hope I'm never Dasith
Dasith by Parazod May 3, 2018
i nice funny looking person who has long side burns.

also meaning someone who likes to get fucked hard in the ass,

someone who likes to make sweet luvin to san francisco gay dudes at his school in san francisco
it sure is easy to make fun of that retard dash
dash by dash cuev September 25, 2007