by LoveMonster December 6, 2013
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When algorithms created by Mark Zuckerberg block your Facebook account from regular every day functions e.g. liking, commenting, messaging, and posting. You can still see everything going on on your page, but are left helpless to take any action. Much like the more widely-known term cuckhold this practice is intended for the sexual pleasure of one of it’s participants, but in cases of Zuckholding all sexual pleasure is recieved by Mark Zuckerberg.
When algorithms created by Mark Zuckerberg block your Facebook account from regular every day functions e.g. liking, commenting, messaging, and posting. You can still see everything going on on your page, but are left helpless to take any action. Much like the more widely-known term cuckhold this practice is intended for the sexual pleasure of one of it’s participants, but in cases of Zuckholding all sexual pleasure is recieved by Mark Zuckerberg.
Adam- “Hey did you see that dank meme I tagged you in on Facebook? I noticed you never liked it.”
Ethan- “I saw it but I haven’t been able to do anything all week, man! I’m being Zuckholded.”
Ethan- “I saw it but I haven’t been able to do anything all week, man! I’m being Zuckholded.”
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by xtremeshipper December 15, 2018
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by zuckerbergfans December 9, 2018
Get the zuckerberg special mug.What the zuck!? means: Dismay at already having already agreed to allow my data to be collected and my privacy to be violated withunforeseeable ramifications.
I have been zucked! Descriptive verb reference to Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook Socially acceptable variation on an over-used swear word. Means: There's very little I can do about being taken advantage of, because the supposed "features" provided for me to control or mitigate what I already agreed to be bound by are ineffective and/or non-existent.
zucking, means: cautionary exclamation ; (a reference to Mark Zuckerberg,) used in order to remind people how often they are taken advantage of without recourse and to be mindful of what they say, post and do online.
MotherZucker: means: derogatory nickname for someone who is in the act of violating your privacy.
Zuckbook: a friendly reminder how Facebook violates privacy and data-mines all actions, whether you've ever been a member or not.
I have been zucked! Descriptive verb reference to Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook Socially acceptable variation on an over-used swear word. Means: There's very little I can do about being taken advantage of, because the supposed "features" provided for me to control or mitigate what I already agreed to be bound by are ineffective and/or non-existent.
zucking, means: cautionary exclamation ; (a reference to Mark Zuckerberg,) used in order to remind people how often they are taken advantage of without recourse and to be mindful of what they say, post and do online.
MotherZucker: means: derogatory nickname for someone who is in the act of violating your privacy.
Zuckbook: a friendly reminder how Facebook violates privacy and data-mines all actions, whether you've ever been a member or not.
by An8elic June 5, 2018
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