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Zuccerberg

(Verb) - to have something good and then ruin it to the point of it not being fixable

(Noun) - something that was once good but is now beyond useless

(Adjective) - all the way broken

It’s probably your fault this happened...
Sam: “Dude, I can’t beleive that you own Apple!”
John: “It only cost me my retirement saving! And I even burned down the headquarters! The secretary bet me 50$ that I wouldn’t do it.”
Sam: “You’re such a Zuccerberg. That’s the most Zuccerberg thing you could ever do. Why’d you Zuccerberg the company like that?John: *goes to court for arson charges
John: *looks like a naked mole rat in all pictures of him in court*
by Bombarding September 27, 2018
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zucchini

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to cucumbers, carrots, leeks. When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004
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Zuccer

One that does not respect anothers privacy
A: what are you doing?
B: doing something private
A: what is that private thing?
B: you're a f*cking zuccer
by 666gaylord June 8, 2018
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Zucctopian

A member of Zucctopia. The most superior race of simps on the planet.
Imagine liking girls... what a zucctopian
by RowanWinch February 20, 2020
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Zucculente

Zucculente is the best boyfriend you'll ever meet. He is kind and caring and always gives me free cookies.
Zucculente is so hot! I love Zucc because he reads me bedtime stories every day.
by CenaColin June 15, 2020
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zucchini_tortellini.cos

Owner of a fat voluptuous earth quake starting ass and an absolute horse cock my god
“Damn zucchini_tortellini.cos sure is the Owner of a fat voluptuous earthquake starting ass and an absolute horse cock my god”

I didn’t wanna put that it forced me
by ur mom sucks my nuts June 22, 2021
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young zucchini

a very vulgar insult
"You're a young zucchini!" The boy screamed in outrage at his friend.

His friend gasped and fell down in shock, because that was terribly offensive.
by riseupandfall September 12, 2014
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