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Baltimore Waffle

Its a spin on the infamous Boston Pancake, the difference is after taking a dump on your partners chest you step in the pile with a boot, or vintage Nike running shoe, leaving a shit waffle on their chest...then dispense semen topping
I was going to give you a Boston Pancake, but I didnt feel like sitting in my own shit..so I gave you a Baltimore Waffle instead.
by woodan December 26, 2010
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top the waffles

Yeah, I titty fucked her. I made sure to top the waffles real good.
by Mike Jonesy February 22, 2008
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Hot Waffle

You take some laxitives and shit on someones chest through a tennis racket.
Man, James passed out last night so I have him a Hot Waffle
by penisdemil0 May 5, 2009
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Waffler

A Waffler is a legend of the CB radio that never lets the truth get in the way of a good story. Well travelled to all parts of the globe, their stories have the uncanny ability to get under the skin of any member of the Boy Cunt Crew. Wafflers are renowned for their philanthropy work and the production of some of the finest self saucing cucumbers the world has ever seen.
Too good Waffler, too good.
Don't worry, be waffler, don't worry be waffler.
Bozo - "I know you waffler." Reply from a waffler - "I don't know ya, I don't want to know ya, and if I did know ya, I wouldn't through my shit at ya."
by Kung Of The Duckheads June 25, 2019
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douche waffle

A realy Annoying person who does not know when to shut their mouth
by IamSMACK December 28, 2008
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Waffleblock

when a person intentionally or unintentionally prevents you from partaking in the enjoyment of waffles from Waffle House, Waffle Hut or any other waffle-based eating establishment
Caddy: Dude, Katy is totally waffleblocking us.

Justin: I know, she is a waffleblock!
by Waffle Haus October 28, 2009
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Waffle fin

The unmoisturised out layer of a ladies vajayjay
After vacating the river rapids at hurricane harbour Sanjay adjusts his speedos, turns to his wife Geeta and gasped....! GEETA.... I CAN SEE UR WAFFLE FIN
by Himmy homez February 14, 2012
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