unpositive

The way judges can be on the TV show "Dancing With the Stars" when they correctly address 'The Situation'

The Judges were so unpositive. They didn't have anything good to say about my obvious talent. I'm so done with this shit!

by coopercosmo November 26, 2010

unpossible

its kinda like impossable except better

No, no, no. The solution you are suggesting is unpossible!

by hes a derek alright October 12, 2009

Unpoppable

A girl who is a virgin, not out of choice, but because no guy wants to put anything of theirs inside of her.

Yea she's a virgin. She's nasty and ugly....completely unpoppable.

by peetah June 15, 2007

Ungod

You don't understand this

I think you never did

Silently I search for a reason to exist

I've found a way to feel you, I feel so fucking old

You're burning up inside me, but I feel so fucking cold

You are clutched tight in my fingers

You caress my skin so light

You are welling up inside me

You have finally freed yourself

You are flowing 'cross my pale skin

You are running down my arm

You are salty as I taste you

I have finally made you warm

I have finally made you warm

You stare at me so silent, you stare at me so cold

I think you stare right through me, that stare has made me old

I've found a way to fell you, I feel so fucking old

You're burning up inside me, I feel so fucking cold

You are clutched tight in my fingers

You caress my skin so light

You are welling up inside me

You have finally freed yourself

You are flowing 'cross my pale skin

You are running down my arm

You are salty as I taste you

I have finally made you warm

Take this as an offering

Take this as a sign

Take this as an offering

How much can you take from?

How much can you take from me?

I sink into this darkness, I sink into this cold

This emptiness is calling, I've nothing left to lose

I've found a way to kill you, I feel so fucking cold

You're burning up inside me, I feel so fucking old

You are clutched tight in my fingers

You caress my skin so light

You are welling up inside me

You have finally freed yourself

You are flowing 'cross my pale skin

You are running down my arm

You are salty as I taste you

I have finally made you warm

Take this as an offering

Take this as a sign

Take this as an offering

How much can you take from?

How much can you take from?

Take this as an offering

Take this as a sign

Take this as an offering

How much can you take from?

How much can you take from me?

Ungod

by Death Menace December 14, 2022

Unpossible

Not quite impossible, but pretty close.

Extreme sheep herding is unpossible.

by C.Quartz May 26, 2009

unporn

Porn that makes you feel sick and not horny.

Person 1: "Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?"
Person 2: "That one unporn with the two chicks that eat shit and vomit?"
Person 1: "YES."
Person 2: "Fuck no."

by Ace93 March 27, 2011

Unpossible

Something that at first seems impossible. If you change your thinking about it it becomes possible.

Everything that you think is "impossible" is actually unpossible (that is possible)!

by Ian Moore Treepax January 4, 2009