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tonsilbate

(v.) 1. An act of oral sex in which the receiver's penis is stimulated through contact with the tonsils of the giver.

2. Oral sex performed on a man, in general
I recommend you tonsilbate as frequently as possible
by TheLoudestFan December 21, 2009
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Tonsildicktomy

ton-sil-dick-to-my ton-suhl-dick-tuh-mee
noun, plural ton-sil-dick-to-mies.
the operation of pulverizing tonsils into mush with a penis or penis-like apparatus.
"Wow, he was so huge he gave me a tonsildicktomy."

"I'd take a tonsildicktomy over a Dirty Sanchez any day of the week, except Sundays."

"Honey, let's not use the jackhammer attachment this time. It gave me a real tonsildicktomy."
by The Burglar of Turds February 17, 2013
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whitewashed her tonsils

What happens when a guy ejaculates in someone's mouth.
Man, I whitewashed her tonsils good last night!
by langer73 January 2, 2018
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tunsilitus

The causing of oneself to slide in the NFL draft due to self-incrimination on social media. As in the case of eponymous Laremy Tunsil who went from a likely 6th pick of the first round by the Baltimore Ravens to the 13th pick of the lowly Miami Dolphins.

Unfortunately, a video of Tunsil appeared on Twitter doing a bong hit with a smog mask on. Many teams dropped him off their draft board. The Miami Dolphins picked him up due to their love of locker room and off field drama.
Man Laremy slid to number 13 due to a case of Tunsilitus.
by Taekwondoka May 24, 2016
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tonsilitis

The reason why I have been coughing like a bitch. Everything can be a similie with like a bitch at the end...
My throat hurts like a bitch because of tonsilitis.
by Paracetamol 500mg September 30, 2006
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tonsils

the clitoris in a loose pussy that hangs down like tonsils
Well it was going great until I went to eat her out and noticed her sloppy tonsils hung down like a deformed bat in a smelly pink cave.
by Mcderbs the Great May 4, 2009
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Tunsillitis

The condition for when your throat/lungs hurt after smoking from gas mask bong, a technique made famous by Laremy Tunsil.
"<muted voice> Get this thing off me! I have a big weekend and don't want to develop a nasty case of Tunsillitis."
by WolfmanChi May 12, 2017
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