Flamingo Witch

A large bird of prey with the head and neck more or less bare of feathers, feeding chiefly on carrion and reputed to gather with others in anticipation of the death of a sick or injured animal or person.

Guy 1: oh no a flamingo witch
Guy 2: that a vulture fuck face

by dumb names for stupid things September 10, 2018

Witches Swish

An shocking and unexpected bollock and cock washing bidet event caused by the accidental activation of an automatic or manual flush whilst seated peacefully in a public toilet.

Me: It was horrendous; The flush came rushing out of nowhere like an arctic tsunami and gave me a chilling Witches Swish .
Therapist: ?
Me: You know? When you flush your nuts by mistake.
Therapist: I think 'm gonna need therapy.

by dunkinnuts April 2, 2019

Witch Pussy

pussy so succulent your body feels possessed.

Jennifer Lawrence seem like she has that Witch Pussy

by the converse monster April 29, 2020

Witch Snicker

A particularly bushy vagina.

I was going to go down on her, but she had a real witch snicker.

by troy tanning June 19, 2020

Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering their esoteric knowledge via google (and instagram). The type of person with black chipped nail ‘who-felt-your-Gemini-energy’. Focuses on the optics of witchcraft. Consider this behavior gentrification.

“Did that google witch seriously pull out her tarot cards to take a selfie?”

by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020

The Rape Witch

Evil bitch that will sit you by her, torment you with her souless eyes, and when she's done taking away your happiness, put you in a corner in which you will never see another classmates eyes or hear the laughter of happy children. Often her room is referred to as "The Rape Dungeon" due to the fact it is secluded from the rest of the school and has no visible windows to look in on. Stay as far away from this woman as possible!!! She will find you, she will hunt you down, and she will kill you. Physical description is as followed: Dykish haircut, evil gap between front teeth that seems to suck you in, soulless pale blue eyes, saggy bottom, and heaving angry chest.

evilmiseryrapetorturesadnessThe Rape Witch

by valleydyke96 August 19, 2012

Witch's Asshole

Severe Drought

Pray for rain because it is nastier than a witch's asshole outside.

by The Godfather DF April 20, 2023