lizard people

If they ever figure out that you know, they'll kill you.

Shush! Keep your voice down! Do you want the lizard people to hear you?

by TastyNuclearWaste December 11, 2015

draining the lizard

a procedure in which the human male urinates

peeing
urinating
taking a leak

by austexman August 3, 2005

Lizard people

Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard person

Mark Zuckerberg is the founder and CEO of face book but he looks like a lizard and people that look like that are lizard people

by Dooy November 30, 2019

Grace Lizard

A philosopher, cosmoploite, poet, magikian. A strong woman whose hands stretch to all points in the right and left cognitive hemispheres.

Grace Lizard loves Sobe.

by riptuck January 11, 2005

lot lizard

A whore who goes from truck to truck like a lizard who goes from rock to rock.

by trucking bong September 24, 2003

Jesus Lizard

A lizard that can run across the water at sub-sonic speeds.

Dude: "Jesus Christ, what was that?!"

Mang: "Jesus Lizard, Dude."

by Insaneplanet August 13, 2004

Titty Lizard

A creepy guy who's always trying to look down girls' blouses

The girls are pissed because George is such a titty lizard.

by Ootie January 13, 2009