Joe: Hey Brother wanna go see a movie this weekend
Brother: I would but I checked the tickets for the movie I saw and they ran out of tickets so to me it seems that…Scotland is fucked
Brother: I would but I checked the tickets for the movie I saw and they ran out of tickets so to me it seems that…Scotland is fucked
by YuOfTheNight July 10, 2019
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A: He hasn’t text me back in 3 days. I’ve read through all our past messages and I can’t find any clues...
B: Chill! Stop going all Scotland Yardy on him!
B: Chill! Stop going all Scotland Yardy on him!
by Lilith666 April 6, 2019
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Get the Scotland mug.A Scottish version of the police force in the northern half of the United Kingdom. They are much more lenient that other police forces as they usually do the devil's lettuce themselves. They also cruise around thinking theh are hard when they would get sparked anyday in the area known as 'Torry'
Martin: "Shan heres some weed bro x"
Police Scotland: "Thanks bro. give me a Fat Deal of you are going to the slammer lol xx"
Martin: "Shan okay. anything for my bro x"
Police Scotland: "Thanks bro. give me a Fat Deal of you are going to the slammer lol xx"
Martin: "Shan okay. anything for my bro x"
by SlipperySandison March 7, 2018
Get the Police Scotland mug.The feeling of not being able to relax on game day when you think your sports team is going to let you down like the Scottish rugby team does every six nations
I'm really Scotlanding about the Leicester Tigers game later today
I can't believe we were Scotlanding before today's game. We totally smashed them in the shock absorber
Those Man Utd fans must be Scotlanding right now. up against their better and mightier foes: Man City
I can't believe we were Scotlanding before today's game. We totally smashed them in the shock absorber
Those Man Utd fans must be Scotlanding right now. up against their better and mightier foes: Man City
by Chris Caulton August 28, 2016
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Get the Scotland mug.the place where irn bru is served in cold glass cups in every restaurant you dine at, the place where if you drove far enough away from winding towns and cities, youd see beautiful greenish fields full of animals like wheat eating sheep and mooing cows. the land full of spirit, pride, celebration. the place to watch a good football match in a local bar, with a weighty pint of fizzy bright yellow beer. the place where the rain never stops falling and pounding off of the mostly grey, granite buildings. atop, the clouds tumble in the vast sky like washers of blue. this is scotland. we love scotland.
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