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Cum Snail

A cum snail is when a female is laying down on her back, and the male pulls out and ejaculates onto her stomach.
then flips the female onto her belly, and slaps her ass making her crawl forwards, leaving behind a white slimy trail similar to snails. but very more messy and visible.
ye bro, watson totally Cum Snailed sam.
by coochie-coo [O] August 1, 2019
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coova snail

A Coova snail is a person who does lots of cocaine. This cocaine is only sniffed when he's on a night out with the lads and trying to get absolutely trollied. He's goal is to search for pussy he can get as generally coova snail's are virgins who don't have hardly any or no experience with the female counterpart. You will usually find one coova snail per friendship group.
Oh look mum it's a Coova snail look at him doing all that cocaine.
by Sp33dD3m0n March 31, 2020
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Clam Snail

A small, sensitive, erectile part of the female genitals at the anterior end of the vulva.
All you’ll see in the video is my balls slapping her clam snail.
by Dart Barr January 28, 2022
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mop the snail

a term comparing a woman’s sexual discharge being similar to the slime from a snail, thus mopping would insinuate a sexual partner absorbing said fluids through oral sexual methods
The sex with Chloe was, if nothing else, wildly messy. I definitely had to mop the snail after that one.
by 99 Oreos January 6, 2022
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Black snail

Tall skinny white dude who is on probation and addicted to coffee creamer and Copenhagen.

Likes to take plane rides over Austin
I like to take me a big ole dip of Copenhagen cause I'm the black snail
by Black Burro June 1, 2017
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Snail kisses

When you kiss someone but instead of pulling away you hold your lips on their skin and slowly drag your lips across their skin. Snail kisses are best done with wet lips to leave a trail of saliva on their skin.
Thiago juicy lips made my arm wet after all the snail kisses.
by Svo4 June 6, 2021
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Grumpy Snail

The snail that comes out of the Holo-Recorder in the TV show Futurama. When the Holo-Recorder is played badly, the grumpy snail often becomes "too grumpy". Can also describe someone who is grumpy.
Fry played his song so badly, the Grumpy Snail mutated into a horrifying image.
by Zide July 6, 2009
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