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cum and tears

An event that provokes feelings of both joy and sadness. Sometimes applied to ironic situations.
When David broke up with Katie and they had hot break-up sex, the mood was one of cum and tears.

Person A: "I hit a lick on the lottery, but I lost the ticket."
Person B: "Cum and tears, yo."
by Detroit Linguist December 8, 2010
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Tears of Joy

A term used for a positive emotion towards a gift whilst crying.
"My parents were crying Tears of Joy when they heard about me getting accepted to a college."
by Shavin65 May 3, 2016
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Sausage Tears

John rained sausage tears all over the aids infested prostitute.
by Pancake407 June 10, 2010
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Tears for Fears

A hip band from the 80s. Featuring Curt Smith and Roland Orzabal. Responsible for hits such as the notorious "Mad World" which was unfortunately covered by Gary Jules. Also responsible for "Shout" and many other songs you'd only recognize if they were played right in front of you.
Yo, dude, did you know that the original "Mad World" was by Tears For Fears??? Roland Orzabal's dance moves in that music video haunts me.
by mickjonesismysugardaddy February 22, 2019
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speed tears

The resulting eye-watering caused by attaining a high speed on a motor vehicle without eye protection.
I was about to shift into fourth gear when the speed tears blinded me, and I had to back off.
by Galaxie4271 December 27, 2007
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roll tear

doughy tears from a blonde rico stach guy who misses his boyfriend. also used to describe an emo.
Dough was always playing for the wrong team, going both ways, and having a roll tear.
by Dr. Fengshuai August 13, 2006
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Tear a Brick

Bob couldn’t wait to leave work, get home and tear a brick because of the leftover Mexican food he ate for lunch.
by Memesareawesome May 7, 2018
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