tailhole

A term used for the large group of people called Furries.

Tailhole defines the anus or ass underneath ones tail.

he slowly lifted his tail and pushed his cock tip deep into his waiting tailhole.

by timber wulf July 29, 2005

Cat o' nine tails

A type of whip formerly used as a torture device, mostly for lashes in punishment of crimes. It is now used by BDSM partners, though usually without the death and severe wounds.

We hope.

My ass still hurts from that cat o' nine tails she used on me.

by DeaMatrona January 19, 2012

tabloid

A worthless paper. Full of pointless stories about why Britney this and why Britney that. Tales about illegal immigrants. Boring celebrity stories that keep the vacuous-minded completely riveted! Anyone who takes these papers seriously isn't too smart ...

... the British love tabloids. They revel in the stories about illegal immigrants ... it gives them a "folk devil" to look down upon.

The effect: A large number of British people hate illegal immigrants. This has been partly fuelled by the tabloids' endless campaign against them, especially in the past few years.

"They should all be left on an Island" ... a typical tabloid reader, talking about illegal immigrants.

"Don't get me started on illegal immigrants" - a typical tabloid reader in Kent, UK

"Those Asians hang around in groups. The ones in Afganistan should be shot" ... young man reading tabloid in Canterbury, Kent, UK

"I think all application forms from Indians should be burnt" (puts on a fake indian accent after saying this) .... Human Resources woman in Maidstone, Kent, UK, working for a public sector company!! She'll get what's coming to her one day ....

Tabloid-loving racists are not uncommon in the UK ....

by The_Unvarnished_Truth June 1, 2006

tailgate

to follow another vehicle dangerously closely

Some jerk was tailgating me all the way to work.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

Louisiana Tail Drop

The failed attempt to make a proper landing on the toilet seat otherwise known as the landing zone and the bowels are released short of the rim leaving excrement all over the stool and floor. The Louisiana Tail Drop is experienced during explosive diarrhea brought on by too many Cajun style shrimp, oysters and red beans and rice. The condition appears out of nowhere and is accompanied by gut wrenching and imminent sphinctergeddon. In all cases, the onset occurs when one is the furthest from the nearest rest room facility. Due to the intense pressure, simultaneous ass clenching and efforts to remove one's pants and grunders in time, the distance to the bowl is misjudged and the assplosion occurs short of the rim leaving ass gravy.

During a high profile case, attorney Dick Short of the firm Short, Course and Kirley suffered from an unexpected shart attack brought on by his lunch that day at the Rajun Cajun Restaurant. He made a prompt courtroom exit during a five minute recess to relieve his bowels; however he misjudged the distance to the bowl as he was coming in for release and ended up doing Louisiana Tail Drop. While relieved, the mess and the stench caused the court to evacuate and recess for the remainder of the day.

by Eaton Holgoode August 26, 2013

Pull Tail

Pull: attracting a person in order to sleep with them.
Tail: a female that is looked upon as a sex object, a hot peice of ass.

To pull tail; the act of attracting many many partners to sleep with you because you have game.

"My Uncle was really rich and he used to pull tail."

"When my boyfriend was single he was so hot that he always pulled tail."

"Dude, you slept with so-and-so AND so-and-so? You really pull tail!"

by Danielle February 7, 2005

Gerbil Tail

When a woman has bush so hairy that its begins growing off her clit.

Suzie hasn't shaved in months and is starting to a Gerbil Tail.

by Blubyu18 February 5, 2010