The most beautiful girl in the world.She is a Gemini so she gets hella crazy but she really does care about everyone even if it seems like she doesn’t give two s****.A tailoni will also steal yo mans no doubt about it
by Lewis and Clark Academy June 11, 2018
Get the Tailoni mug.A sexual act comprising of a woman (without a penis or any protruding penis-like object in the genital region) thrusting her hips vigorously upon a male's tailbone so as to achieve orgasm through clitoral stimulation. Tailboning is a common pastime amongst nymphomaniacs and sexual deviants alike. Often a quick, random action, tailboners get some of the best orgasms known to man and to the Pagan gods.
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I was laying down and she was on top of me trying to fuck my ass with no dick. My tail bone wrecked that clit and she orgasmed for days. Tailboning gets me all the concubines.
by Fiskeleton October 15, 2015
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It is Latin (not Spanish!) for "The Law of Retaliation", which is to say, "The punishment should fit the crime". It's oldest expression is in Exodus 21:24, Leviticus 24:20, Deuteronomy 19:21, and was given as a principle for the administration if civil law in Israel around 3500 years ago.
He took the life of an innocent girl, and therefore must forfeit his own life according to the principle of Lex Talionis.
by Tumbleweed51 July 22, 2011
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by Kjmpe September 2, 2017
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Condition associated with long term exposure to commercial flying in coach class when your tail bone hurts like crazy after 2 hours in the seat.
Son in seat 150C:
Hey Dad, why is that guy in 148D sitting like he has crapped his pants?
Dad:
Don't worry Son, he looks like he travels a lot and has tailbonitis. He is just trying to take the weight off his ass bone, so should be safe to go near.
Why don't you be a sport and give him our pillows?
Hey Dad, why is that guy in 148D sitting like he has crapped his pants?
Dad:
Don't worry Son, he looks like he travels a lot and has tailbonitis. He is just trying to take the weight off his ass bone, so should be safe to go near.
Why don't you be a sport and give him our pillows?
by coach class traveller March 18, 2017
Get the Tailbonitis mug.1) the state of dull/cracked talons with acute or chronic inflammation and potential lesions of ones talon or talons.
2) any state of sorrow, pain, discomfort, or general malaise in any part of the human body.
3) extremely hungover
2) any state of sorrow, pain, discomfort, or general malaise in any part of the human body.
3) extremely hungover
I stayed up too late last night and drank five bud forties. Now my skull is throbbing, and I am at the library with a severe case of talonitis.
by kblaze83 July 23, 2010
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