Smashed Abo

When a man lays a large stool pipe, then uses a didgeridoo to soften the stool into a paste like substance. He then paints indigenous symbols onto the woman’s face with the paste. He then beats her mercifully.

Hey is Stacey coming to work today?

No she’s not in. Apparently last night she got the smashed abo

by Purplemonkeydishwasher11 September 3, 2019

smashed

to have intercourse with another human being

Dude, I totally smashed Kait last night.

by Gustavo Minion July 29, 2010

bag of smashed asses

some that is soooo ugly, they can be compared to a bag filled to the brim with asses that have been smashed beyond belief.

Evan: did you see rob's date? she looks hideous!
Rob: my date looks like a bag of smashed asses
Zack: my date is a genuine cunt rag.

by Zizzle January 4, 2007

smashed pineapple

As you can imagine, pretty fucking ugly.

No way mate, she's got a face like a smashed pineapple!

by Choda Boy 57 August 10, 2006

smashed butterfly

A very ugly vagina.

Am not goin near that thing, it's a smashed butterfly

by 0-0-7 October 24, 2009

smashed

to do someone

ooo, i wanna smash that girl

by quoopy April 19, 2003

Bag of Smashed Assholes

Used to describe a very foul smell. Usually that emits from the gluteus maximus (buttocks). Equivalent to what a tipped over port-o-pottie smells like.

Damn, Paul just farted! That smells like a Bag of Smashed Assholes.

by pstage May 14, 2008