Shmeer

When you shit in your pants, and it creates a long smear.

I was watching a horror movie with Josie, and got a shmeer when the zombie screeched.

by BananaManMcGee March 10, 2017

shmee shmaa

slang word for the street drug met-ham-phetamine

hey thats some really good shmee shmaa.!!!

by suggarbottom7177 August 13, 2017

Shmeekle smockle

A wizzird who has a foot long dick

Do you know any shmeekle smockles?
No but I have a foot long dick.

by TACOCAT6400 April 23, 2019

shmeerda

Person with many gifted potential to stand above equals

this guys is good I bet he's a shmeerda

by G4510 February 3, 2020

Shmeese burger

A normal cheeseburger with cheese removed, made with BBQ sauce, cheese, blue food coloring. and “special juice”. Rolled out and put in burger

I really want a shmeese burger right now

by Chefy boy February 16, 2020

Shmeegtard

Pertaining to someone incredibly stupid

That Cameron kid is a total shmeegtard.

by Neeko May 19, 2020

Shmeep

Someone who survives only by carefully following guidelines given to them by an authority figure.

Shmeeps are the worst at conversations because they only have a small handful of talking points given to them by their overlords. A shmeep will completely dissolve into a pile of mush if you ask them to provide facts, or evidence to support their claims.

Did you see the way Jim pulled his mask up when I came over to him ?

"I know right, he's a total shmeep "

by myobaker August 3, 2020