Buffering Balls 

Blue balls as the result of your slow internet connection while watching porn and masturbating.

Damn, I lost my wifi last night and I got the worst case of buffering balls.

Buffering Balls by joemanshowman September 3, 2015

Duffering 

The act of introducing a lovable character in a tv show/movie/book etc. Only for them to be killed off in the same season/film

God I hate it when shows start duffering all my fave characters l

Duffering by Top_shagger69 July 13, 2022

Sufferin succotashed 

When you work at Warner Brothers and try to access a website that contains illicit content and you get "sufferin succotashed" meaning the website is blocked.

I was trying to look at those pictures of Brett Farve's penis texts and I got sufferin succotashed.

Sufferin succotashed by onmyphonephone October 15, 2010

swiffering

Comes from the first time someone had sex on a quilt on top of a hardwood floor. It is the moment in which the person on bottom (usually female) begins to be scooted up across the floor. This can be used in more than one way; i.e. to swiffer, swiffered, to get swiffered.

Matthew: How was that swiffering last night?

John: Let's just say it was on wet vac.

swiffering by Maggie Cunningham September 1, 2006

Buffering 

The random pauses or forgetfulness in conversations that make you wait for details that aren't important anyway...

(Girl) "So the other day... I... uh... wait what was I saying?"
(Guy) "Buffering..."
(Girl) "SHUT UP! oh yeah I had like 6 cheeseburgers. I'm sooooo fat!"
(Guy) -Walking away- "What a dumb bitch..."

Buffering by truefortyfive July 30, 2012

Buffering 

The time after a recently ended relationship where "getting back together" could still be possible as neither parties items have not been returned and finalizations have not been made.

"what is the status of your relationship with him"
"oh we are currently buffering"

Buffering by blckhrtnlv August 15, 2008

sufferage 

When your velcro rips.

Jo finally felt the sufferage he deserved.

sufferage by Peridottle June 14, 2016