Definitions by joemanshowman

Boxer Biscuit 

When you have been continuously farting and your boxers absorb the filth. When you go to take a shit and drop your pants the stink is released into your face.

I had too much Mexican food last night and gave myself a boxer biscuit.it was nasty.

Boxer Biscuit by joemanshowman July 31, 2018

Bathroom Lane Change 

When you go into a bathroom to take a leak and all the sudden you have to take a shit and move from the urinal to a stall.

Man, yesterday I was at the urinal taking a piss and my stomach got all tore up and I had to take a shit . I had to zip up and hit the stall.

Oh, so you did a bathroom lane change.

Bathroom Lane Change by joemanshowman March 4, 2018

Toilet Tango 

The frantic dance one performs as they clinch their ass cheeks while running in place and struggle to undo their belt before they shit them selves.

I had to do the Toilet Tango after eating Taco Bell for lunch.

Toilet Tango by joemanshowman May 28, 2016

Buffering Balls 

Blue balls as the result of your slow internet connection while watching porn and masturbating.

Damn, I lost my wifi last night and I got the worst case of buffering balls.

Buffering Balls by joemanshowman September 3, 2015