Buffering Balls

Blue balls as the result of your slow internet connection while watching porn and masturbating.

Damn, I lost my wifi last night and I got the worst case of buffering balls.

by joemanshowman August 01, 2015

Bathroom Lane Change

When you go into a bathroom to take a leak and all the sudden you have to take a shit and move from the urinal to a stall.

Man, yesterday I was at the urinal taking a piss and my stomach got all tore up and I had to take a shit . I had to zip up and hit the stall.

Oh, so you did a bathroom lane change.

by joemanshowman March 03, 2018

Toilet Tango

The frantic dance one performs as they clinch their ass cheeks while running in place and struggle to undo their belt before they shit them selves.

I had to do the Toilet Tango after eating Taco Bell for lunch.

by joemanshowman April 26, 2016

Boxer Biscuit

When you have been continuously farting and your boxers absorb the filth. When you go to take a shit and drop your pants the stink is released into your face.

I had too much Mexican food last night and gave myself a boxer biscuit.it was nasty.

by joemanshowman July 31, 2018