Suckness

Something that sucks above all else
The only word to describe something so terrible that it makes you want to run away in your undergarments
see sooner
Usually written as "the suckness"

"This DJ is majorly the suckness"
"That movie was the suckness"
"That girl is the suckness"

by Ysass November 14, 2004

Successful Poop

A successful poop uses but one section of toilet paper.

Saves time, adds a whole new dimension to taking a good poop.

Poopee: "Hey, i just did the best poop ever!"
Friend: "oh, how many times did you wipe?"
Poopee: "only twice"
Friend: "Well i guess that wasn't really a Successful Poop"
Poopee: "fair point my fine feathered friend"

by Pompadour... October 30, 2011

successfully drunk

Successfully drunk is when you meet someone who is at the stage of drunk that they has lost her inhibitions and so will sleep with you but not drunk enough that they are throwing up and doesn't know what they're doing. Best kind of drunk.

Me - hey man did you bang that girl last night?

My mate - yeah man she was successfully drunk, it was awesome.

or

Me - did you get any last night?

Mate - no he wasn't successfully drunk enough

by SuccessfullyDrunk1989 October 16, 2013

Success in the bush

a very prosperous colony of "crabs" or pubic lice living happily within your forest

J3: Man I got a bad itch "down there" and I don't know why

Nate: hmmm …sounds like a bad case of "success in the bush

by Yvng SAV J3 May 24, 2015

Successy

One who is extremely successful, not necessarily financially, but in the workplace. Someone who doesn't rely on their parents to pay their phone bill, or can purchase their own home.

Although my teacher would tell me to "get away you stupid Blacky", I still called her Successy due to her performing so well at her job.

by It's a Poo Poo! August 1, 2018

epik success

to be extremely successful while being obsessed with Epik Highantonyms: epik fail

Shane: While I am a Epik Fail, you, Hanna, are an epik success.Hanna: Yes, i am.

by epiksuccess April 5, 2009

Successful Climber

A person that succeeds in 'climbing' from a lower social class to a higher one, by way of marriage

After Suzy had become a successful climber, she refused to eat at Red Lobster & Olive Garden

by catfight12 January 13, 2009