skriggle

1. (Noun) The noise Skrillex makes when he is amused,
2. (Noun) A joke tweeted by Skrillex
3. (Verb) To giggle at something Skrillex related

‘OMG listen to how cute his skriggle is.’
‘Sonny just tweeted a skriggle and it’s not even funny.‘

‘That .gif of Sonny spanking himself onstage made me skriggle so hard.‘

by 5krillex5tuff July 13, 2012

strangle the wood

Strangling the wood is when you hold your penis really hard during masterbation that the tip goes blue when you hold your cum in

John did strangle the wood thinking of Melanie. His nob went from pink to red to blue as he stopped the cum from covering his chest

by Blindmonkey May 1, 2014

Strangle a swan

Yo masturbate, jerk off, or choke the chicken. But in a way where it is less dirty and more about that special alone time....

Last night I saw this great video on pornhub and then proceeded to Strangle a swan

by EffectiveElm413 May 22, 2018

Strangle dump

When you strain so hard during a bowel movement that you pass out.

I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.

by Bakerdoodle July 5, 2018

strangle willy

1. a place in the UK
2. when your penis gets choked

he gave me a good ol strangle willy

by BritishBleach August 30, 2018

Strangle the Salamander

When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.

Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.

by A Cheeky Boy June 2, 2019

scringledoor

A funi way of saying, "piss midgets"

My scringledoor is fucking itchy

by what were you gonna say September 28, 2019