Appearance of being stellar at skiing or snowboarding, but actually sucks. Can usually be spotted wearing steezey clothing while riding the magic carpet.
by EvanTheBestSkiierInHanover March 11, 2017
Get the mythical steezmug. - one who possesses and masters the characteristics of steez and all of its components
- a skier who holds their poles straight out beside them with no regard for other skiers or boarders around them
- a skier who holds their poles straight out beside them with no regard for other skiers or boarders around them
Oh snap. . . here comes the steez master. I better get out of his way.
Look at the way that skier holds his poles. He's clearly the steez master.
Look at the way that skier holds his poles. He's clearly the steez master.
by datBIGdawg317 January 2, 2010
Get the steez mastermug. Trey: Dude, Josh was totally hatin on your skinnies!
Terrel: I know, but he's just a steez tick because yesterday I saw him at the mall buying the same pants!
Terrel: I know, but he's just a steez tick because yesterday I saw him at the mall buying the same pants!
by LadyBunni13 February 25, 2010
Get the Steez Tickmug. A highly enforced compliment in relation to successfully executing a smooth maneuver such as a "grind" or "slide" using a skateboard on the surface or edge of an obstacle.
Dayuuum dawg that kickflip backside feeble to backside tailside backside flip revert out was buttery steeezin yo!!
by Dave "CPR" F. November 16, 2003
Get the buttery steezemug. Person 1: "wow, you look so much different in that hat" Person 2: "nah, thats just my beanie steeze"
Person 1: "oh..."
Person 1: "oh..."
by bboyzillah March 6, 2010
Get the beanie steezemug. A childish adolescent male who persistanly pokes fun at incredibly gorgeous women. more specifically women of the indian descent and white girls with the last name Broadhead.
He also has horrible style, therefore inflicting pain on anyone that looks at him, causing them to vomit all over his 2009 suit... which actually made it look better since it was so a couple seasons ago.
He also has a small weiner.
He also has horrible style, therefore inflicting pain on anyone that looks at him, causing them to vomit all over his 2009 suit... which actually made it look better since it was so a couple seasons ago.
He also has a small weiner.
by Nathan the fireman December 7, 2011
Get the steez sleazemug. Style and Ease Master, you have good taste and knowledge of fashion without acting like a faggot, yet you still are seen as fucken' esh and no one wants to mess with you
Fuck Elliot is the Steeze Meister! He is such a sick cunt, he must be a fan of Capital Steeze on Facebook
by SteezKing1er January 14, 2013
Get the Steeze Meistermug.