Squid

1.A very close friend, your homie; a person you have a lot of respect for slatt. 2. can also mean a person weaker than you or lower in society.

1. Yeah I know Brian that's my squid.

2. I ain't afraid of no squid they weak.

by 3ptCheezer January 19, 2019

squid

slang for male genitals

Mark: "Paul what are you doing?"
Paul: "Just scratchin' me squid"

by Big Bad Mad M,F'n Marquis September 9, 2008

Squid

One who lacks athletic ability, or is just awkward in sporting events.

"Look at that guy trying to snowboard. What a squid."

by Jordan Floyd January 27, 2008

squid

Someone is the most left out of the group, or is the worst at most of what the group does. Basically, it is a reference to the character "Squid" from the show ROCKET POWER. Anyone who fits that personality description can be referred to as the squid.

"You're such a squid, bro!"

by Sal Montalvo March 2, 2008

Squid

Excess skin, inner labia, portuding past the vagina giving it a tentacle look and feel.

So... What did it look like? Was it a peach or a squid?

SQUID! I wanted to pull on them or maybe bite them off.... ehhhh...

by SquidTalker March 27, 2009

Squid

A squid is defined as a privileged, arrogant male. That male is also completely void of free thinking, culture, richness, etc.

Fratboys, Meatheads, Guidos can all be classified under the squid umbrella.

Famous examples are Wilmer Valderrama and Colin Farrell.

by squidbuster November 2, 2009

Squid

A semi-attractive yet overweight girl at a sex or swingers club, uncomfortable with her surroundings but awkwardly trying to join in the fun. Likely to have a lower-back tattoo.

Veteran Swinger: Man, I wish that squid would loosen up and get in line for the gangbang.

by Horny Patty October 16, 2010